Kicking Ass and Taking Names

Hey all,

If you are reading this blog you are either really lucky or really smart, cause this is going to be a kickass blog. J/K

Probably the only person who will read this is my mom. (HEY MOM!!!) But who cares. I'm not writting this blog for you, but for me. (Ok, thats not entirely true. My real motives are to make everyone so jealous of me that they will worship me where ever I go.)

I just started the best job in the whole world. I was just assigned to be the personal assistant to the greatest director of our generation. I am not supposed to say who it is for "security reasons" but his initials are S. S.

Oh my God, he is so amazing, and a pretty nice guy besides. I am only his second assistant, like Andy Sacks in the Devil Wears Prada, only I am way hotter, and I actually know what I am doing. The first assistant Dianne (bitch) is a total space case, and probably wouldn't be able to remember her own name if it wasn't shouted at her all day. I totally hate her, and vow to replace her by the end of the year.

Anyway, I am excited to meet all the Stars. The Bitch (Dianne) told me that Jude Law left the office like 5 min before I got there. Damn it. He was so hot in the Holiday. I think he has another meeting with S.S. later this week.



See I told you. Anyway, enough for now. But I promise, I will share all of the juicy details with all of you, my soon to be loyal friends.